So I learned from my friend that coconut water can be used as an emergency blood transfusion, and of course my first thought was “So, can a vampire drink coconut water?”
and of course we had this idea of these tropical vampires being horrified when these old world vampires come and are still drinking blood like some sort of monster.
Write a book
someone gave this boy sugar
i bet it was jared
the longer i look at this the more hilarious it gets
are the spn writers mocking themselves or
"Apparently he thinks, since I’m an archangel, that I have extra juice."
Tell it, Randy.
Randy said fuck your bullshit
Randy layin down the law.
WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD
i just realized that maria hill reports directly to fury and natasha reports directly to fury and melinda may reports directly to fury and they’re the only ones we see regularly speaking to him
all three of director fury’s closest lieutenants are women how metal is that
"Too busy inflicting pain to answer. Leave a message."
I think that is one of the most dramatic eye rolls I have EVER seen.
Dean: *squints slightly from a freaking BULLET WOUND GOING THROUGH HIS SHOULDER*
Sam: Omfg Dean don’t be such a wuss.
THIS IS A THING INSTILLED IN THEM BY JOHN.
fuck john winchester
Cry-Baby of the Week
The incident: A girl took a razor from a kid who was self-harming.
The appropriate response: Congratulate her.
The actual response: She was suspended from school.
Adrionna Harris is a sixth-grade student at Bayside Middle School in Virginia Beach, VA.
While at school last Thursday, Adrionna found one of her friends self-harming with a very small razor blade (like the one pictured above, which I can’t figure out the practical application of).
According to her mother, no teachers were around, and Adrionna felt it was “a 911 situation,” so she took the blade from the boy and immediately threw it in the trash.
Adrionna then went to school staff and told them what had happened. They responded by giving her a ten-day suspension with recommendation for expulsion. This was as part of the school’s zero-tolerance policy on possessing weapons on school property.
Way to go, Virginia. You’re still the worst.